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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Would you like some wings?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Graduate

Airport

Hollywood producer.

Zumma Cum Laude

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

True Story Movie

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."