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Zumma Cum Laude

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Graduate

Purple dress

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Little boy dragon

Catsuit

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

Superhero

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Graduate of 2021

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"