Evening Gown Enthusiasts Pillows

There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Graduate

Purple dress

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Zumma Cum Laude

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS,

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

"I have dusk free."

'I saw him go that way.'

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

'Don't worry Mr Hooper, it isn't a serious operation you will be undergoing.'

Graduate.

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

Dilophosaurus

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Captain Pointy No.61 - My God the fancy dress bomb has worked

Resumes

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"I didn't know you had a minor."

An Evening Around the Piano