Evening Soiree Enthusiast Pillows

Ladies

Sloaney Pony.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"You do like octopus?"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Bedtime story.

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

"There's something you haven't told me."

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."