Evening Wear Enthusiast Pillows

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That shirt is so last year."

Bedtime story.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Inactive wear'

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"I have dusk free."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

An Evening Around the Piano

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

"Oh look at me... still wearing my P.Js!"

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"

"To us … or not."