Evening Wear Enthusiast Gifts

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That shirt is so last year."

Bedtime story.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

I love my cape

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

'Inactive wear'

"I have dusk free."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

An Evening Around the Piano

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

"Oh look at me... still wearing my P.Js!"

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

"Club Applebee's - Late Night"