Nighttime Enthusiast Gifts

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

'I'm getting kind of tired of working so much at night.'

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'Fried chickens.'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Bedtime story.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

Champagne

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

Party-Crashing Ban

"It's only the wind."

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

Vaccine passport required

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Thank you, Sir."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Bat

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

A couple of birds out on the town.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."