Nighttime Admirer Gifts

Two chips passing in the night.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Cat and mouse

Scarpia from Tosca

Sunbathing in Autumn

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Horn of Leftovers

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

A man looks up at the earth

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Punkins

Book Me!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Danger Falling Leaves

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The First Day of Fall.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Male Pattern Baldness

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'