Nighttime Admirer Gifts

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

A large leaf falling on a dog

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Scarpia from Tosca

Cat and mouse

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Horn of Leftovers

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

A man looks up at the earth

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Baby squirrel & Berries

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Punkins

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Danger Falling Leaves

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

The First Day of Fall.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."