Starry Night Admirer Gifts

A Starry Night.

'Which star was it again?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

A man looks up at the earth

"Kinda makes you realize how significant I am."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Imagination Navigation.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Sunrise and Sunset

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Spider Web Musical Score.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."