Starry Night Enthusiast Gifts

'Damned lampyridae.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Imagination Navigation.

A man looks up at the earth

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

Bedtime story.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

Moon Martini

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

David Letterman

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

A Starry Night.

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

Space bee

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Rosario Dawson

What if it was raining June 18, 1889?

Ashton Kutcher

The John Cage Carollers

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

Cow at night.

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

When you ride into the sunset on a horse with no name.

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"Lying in bed last night, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself, 'Where the Hell is my roof?'"