Summer Nights Admirer Gifts

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Horn of Leftovers

A man looks up at the earth

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Punkins

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"Why do leaves change color?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Danger Falling Leaves

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

The First Day of Fall.

'Wow what graphics.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Male Pattern Baldness

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."