Gala Guru Pillows

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'But what is the universe for?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

A man looks up at the earth

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Guru.

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

JET (Part I)

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

Creative accounting.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'