Gab Guru Pillows

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'HEY,no Tongue!'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'But what is the universe for?'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Inflating Boobs.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Organic Soldering.

Guru.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'