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"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Mind the Gap - Social Distancing

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Injured backpacker.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"Bonk!"

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

Examiners.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Report card."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'