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"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Mind the Gap - Social Distancing

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

Injured backpacker.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

"How'd I do on the test?"

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Report card."

Examiners.

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'