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'Straight A's. That means good.'

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'So? How'd your blood test go?' 'Somehow I got a D+!'

"I know my grades are straight 'Cs,' but don't I get some credit for consistency?"

I think you're capable of doing better work, too!

"I got 4 out of 10 right on my math test...90% is pretty good, huh?"

'But mediocrity means never having to worry about living up to the hype.'

'I got a performance indicator of either establishing, developing or emerging!'

"How'd I do on the test?"

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"Report card."

'I plead guilty.'

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

Test Therapy

"I can't get good grades in that school, Mom - The feng shui is all wrong."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"It's a report card, not a credit card -- you don't get cash back."

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"Baldo got a 'B' average on his final report card! Can you believe it?"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

GCSE's

". . . and A* in Teacher's Pet!"

"Leading report card indicators predict no allowance from my dad this week!"

"You said I could achieve any goal I set, and I set 'C'."

'I'm afraid there'll be a lot of discussion between 'here's my report card', and 'where do I sign'.'

"With grades like theses, you'll never afford a decent attorney."

A level results

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'Dad, the teacher said my grades remind her of old times. She says she was your teacher too.'

'It's the way adults keep score.'

'Don't worry Son, a C-minus is a great mark for bird-brains like us...'