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"I'm looking for a Get Well card for my Mom. She's going to be sick when she sees my report card."

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"How'd I do on the test?"

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Report card."

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

Examiners.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

'Mistakes were made...'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"All As? Are you hacking into the school's records again?"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

GCSE's

'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'