Galaxies T-Shirts

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

You are Here

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

bird interprets modern art

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Cats at private view

A man looks up at the earth

The Pencil and Sharpener

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

The Cremaster Cycle

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Who are you?

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Cat art exhibition.

GLOO!

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."