Galaxies Prints

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

You are Here

We're With Stupid

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Well....I could've done this!"

bird interprets modern art

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

A man looks up at the earth

Cats at private view

The Cremaster Cycle

The Pencil and Sharpener

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Escher exhibition first floor

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Biro Diversity

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Who are you?

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"