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God Humor

Serious business

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

God Sneezes Out Creation

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

The Origins of Everything

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"