Galactic Romantic T-Shirts

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Save Our Universe

Marry me astronaut

Online Dating

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Astronaut love

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Carbon Dating.

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Are there space-babes?"

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"Space is not for pussies!"

Jet Pack

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"Ma? I met someone!"

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Love hate relationship on the planet Zoltan.

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

'You should have told me that 'E.T' stood for 'Extra Testicle'.'

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Shuttle wash

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."