Galactic Romantic Pillows

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Marry me astronaut

Save Our Universe

Online Dating

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Astronaut love

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Carbon Dating.

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Are there space-babes?"

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Jet Pack

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"Ma? I met someone!"

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

Love hate relationship on the planet Zoltan.

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Shuttle wash

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

"I always wanted a boyfriend with green eyes."