Galactic Romantics T-Shirts

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Save Our Universe

Marry me astronaut

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Date Night

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Astronaut love

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Are there space-babes?"

Transylvanian Snails.

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Kissing on the golf course

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Alien Painting Moon

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"Ma? I met someone!"

Honeyhuman Suite

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'