Celestial Romantics T-Shirts

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Good game."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Marry me astronaut

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Astronaut love

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Romance on the Yacht

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Pensioner's Romance

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Are there space-babes?"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

Mermen

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

"Ma? I met someone!"

Honeyhuman Suite

'We haven't had a client in weeks - maybe we should make a promotional video.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'Move over!'

Benedict XVI Resigns.

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'-and I'll tell you something else-it beats playing the harp!'

The Honeymooners.

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."