Galactic Romantics Gifts

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Marry me astronaut

Save Our Universe

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Astronaut love

Date Night

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Transylvanian Snails.

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"Are there space-babes?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Kissing on the golf course

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Alien Painting Moon

"Space is not for pussies!"

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

How's my abducting?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

TPP

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"Ma? I met someone!"

Honeyhuman Suite

"In space, there is no sound. Except those - we can still hear those @#%* things."

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"