Cosmic Romantics Gifts

'It's not you, Jim, I just need my space.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky..."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Honeyhuman Suite

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Marry me astronaut

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Astronaut love

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

A thief steals a heart

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Pensioner's Romance

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Are there space-babes?"

The Remote Olympics

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Renaissace Music Lovers

"Not on my watch..."

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"Ma? I met someone!"

Samuel Taylor Coleridge