Mythical Romantics Gifts

Mermen

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Phoenix

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Date Night

Santa CGI Effect

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Europa takes a selfie

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Transylvanian Snails.

Centaur falls in love.

Greek goddess

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

Walkies with the Stars