Gothic Romantics Gifts

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

Love at First Fright Dating Service. She's very picky. As usual, I'm having a hard time finding her a date for the Halloween Ball. She went with the Invisible Man once, but she said she could see right through him. She didn't like Cyclops because it was hard to make eye contact. Doctor Jekyll was no good because two's company and three's a crowd. Has she like anybody? Yeak, Frankenstein's monster ... She thought he was very well-built.

Date Night

'Get a room, you two!'

Transylvanian Snails.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Bram Stoker

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'You complete me.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Bleak House

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Happy Valentine's Day

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Surprised?"

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Till life do you part.