Gothic Romantics Pillows

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

Date Night

'Get a room, you two!'

Transylvanian Snails.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'You complete me.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

Bleak House

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Poems to Spookify

"Surprised?"

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.