Gothic Romance Enthusiasts Pillows

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'You complete me.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

The Raven - The Study at Night

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Pass the SPF 20,000

Vampire afternoon tea.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Till life do you part.

'Her first telekinesis!'

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'