Gothic Romance Enthusiasts Prints

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'You complete me.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

The Raven - The Study at Night

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Pass the SPF 20,000

Vampire afternoon tea.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Till life do you part.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

'Her first telekinesis!'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"