Gothic Romance Fans Pillows

'Mr. Heathcliff will be in an almost idiotic excess of unsociable moroseness until lunch...shall I pencil you in for a two o' clock?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'You complete me.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Vampire Umbrella

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

The Pride of Frankenstein

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.