Gothic Romance Fans Mugs

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'You complete me.'

Drunk Vampire

Vampire Umbrella

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

The Pride of Frankenstein

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Till life do you part.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Vampire practical jokes.

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.