Gothic Novels Fan Mugs

The Warren

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'You complete me.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Poems to Spookify

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

The Raven - The Study at Night

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

The ghost's walk

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'