Gothic Romantic Pillows

The Rotting Sea (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Female Vampire: OHHH, honey! How sweet! Breakfast in coffin!

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Two Vampire Lovers sharing a drink of Human blood

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Zoltan, please, I can't stand the drain!"

Trilby - 'A throne in Bohemia'.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Trilby - 'My sister dear'.

The mausoleum at Chesney Wold

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"Surprised?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Date Night

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'You complete me.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Vincent Van Goth.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....