Romantic Goth Pillows

Woman reading 'Dark Satanic Mills and Boon' novel

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"You never know what will catch on!"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Till life do you part.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"Surprised?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Dracula's false teeth.