Ironic Goths Pillows

'I hear you're not quite happy with your face lift Mr.Jones.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Date Night

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Transylvanian Snails.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Dracula's false teeth.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Till life do you part.

'I can only teach night classes.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Too goth?"

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

Emo