Ironic Goths Prints

'I hear you're not quite happy with your face lift Mr.Jones.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Date Night

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Transylvanian Snails.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Till life do you part.

Dracula's false teeth.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Two for Joy."

'I can only teach night classes.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

Emo

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Dracula reading fang shui.

"Too goth?"