'I hear you're not quite happy with your face lift Mr.Jones.'
Ironic Goths Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the rebellious spirit and darkly humorous side of the ironic goth? Our collection features clever, creative products with edgy designs perfect for expressing individuality. Whether it’s a sarcastic mug, a statement t-shirt, a moody pillow, or a darkly artistic print, these items are made to resonate with those who embrace the unconventional. Surprise your favorite goth or bring a little goth-inspired wit into your own space with our thoughtfully curated selection of products. Your gift will stand out with personality and style.
"What are you looking at, four eyes?"
One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.
'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'
"He's gone goth"
"It's called, 'Goth'."
'I'd like my £2.50 back'
'A vampire bat! No kidding!'
Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.
Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.
Date Night
'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'
'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'
She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.
'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'
"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."
"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."
Cybergoth.
'Do you have it in black?'
Vincent Van Goth.
"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."
Transylvanian Snails.
'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'
'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'
Marilyn Manson Fan.
Till life do you part.
Dracula's false teeth.
"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."
"Two for Joy."
'I can only teach night classes.'
"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."
Emo
Skeleton Portrait Painting
Dracula reading fang shui.
"Too goth?"
Ironic Goths Gifts Collection
Ironic Goths Mugs
Looking for more darkly humorous mugs? Our collection for the ironic goth includes designs that are clever, edgy, and perfect for any mood.
Ironic Goths Pillows
Explore our moody pillows collection—crafted for the ironic goth, adding personality and dark humor to your home decor.
Ironic Goths Prints
Check out our artistic prints for the ironic goth—witty, dark, and perfect for making a bold statement in any space.
Ironic Goths T-Shirts
Browse our selection of witty t-shirts for the ironic goth—ideal for those who love dark humor and creative self-expression.