Optimistic Goth Pillows

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Cybergoth.

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

'I hear you're not quite happy with your face lift Mr.Jones.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Emo

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

Early Goths.

New Romantic

An Emoo.

Vampire

Emo Snail