"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."
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'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'
"He's gone goth"
"It's called, 'Goth'."
'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'
'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'
Vincent Van Goth.
"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."
'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'
"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"
Marilyn Manson Fan.
Janet Leigh caricature
Dracula's false teeth.
"Two for Joy."
The Ins and Outs of childhood
'I can only teach night classes.'
"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."
'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)
"Too goth?"
Emo
"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"
"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."
'Do you have it in black?'
New Romantic
"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."
"Mum, can I work in a morgue"
Why bread shrieks
Vampire
Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.
'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'
Early Goths.
Bran Stoker
Marilyn Manson
An Emoo.
A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.
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