Glamorous Goth Pillows

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Janet Leigh caricature

Dracula's false teeth.

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I can only teach night classes.'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

Emo

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

New Romantic

Early Goths.

Why bread shrieks

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Bran Stoker

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

Cybergoths.

An Emoo.

Vampire