Happy Goth Pillows

"Hey, why be so grim about it?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Cybergoth.

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

'I can only teach night classes.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'I hear you're not quite happy with your face lift Mr.Jones.'

Emo

"Too goth?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'They're playing our song.'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

An Emoo.