Goth Lovers Pillows

'You know what I couldn't stand about the army, you all go to dress the same.'

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Emo

"Too goth?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

Why bread shrieks