Goth Lovers Gifts

'You know what I couldn't stand about the army, you all go to dress the same.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"You never know what will catch on!"

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Two for Joy."

Dracula's false teeth.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Too goth?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'Do you have it in black?'

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'