Playful Goth Enthusiasts Pillows

Vampire

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant Monster in Bath

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

Vampire afternoon tea.

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Too goth?"

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'They're playing our song.'

'Do you have it in black?'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.

New Romantic

Emo Snail