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Vampire

"He's gone goth"

He looks so natural lying there...

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Giant Monster in Bath

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Dracula's false teeth.

Vampire afternoon tea.

'I can only teach night classes.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'Her first telekinesis!'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Emo

"Too goth?"

'They're playing our song.'

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Emo Snail