Optimistic Goth T-Shirts

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Cybergoth.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Dracula's false teeth.

"Two for Joy."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'I can only teach night classes.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'I hear you're not quite happy with your face lift Mr.Jones.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

Emo

"Too goth?"

'Do you have it in black?'

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

New Romantic

Bloody Mary … Hold the Mary.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

Early Goths.

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

Emo Snail

An Emoo.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.