Romantic Goth Mugs

Woman reading 'Dark Satanic Mills and Boon' novel

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Date Night

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Cybergoth.

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She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Happy Valentine's Day

"You never know what will catch on!"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Till life do you part.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"Surprised?"

Dracula's false teeth.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.