Mystical Romantic Gifts

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

Tiny Visions

Marry me astronaut

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Astronaut love

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Centaur falls in love.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Are there space-babes?"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

For services to Tourism. . .

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Shakespearean Actor

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

Octopus Lady

Snake Charmer

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Mermen

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''