Mystical Romantic Mugs

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

Marry me astronaut

Tiny Visions

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Astronaut love

"Are there space-babes?"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Centaur falls in love.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Shakespearean Actor

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

For services to Tourism. . .

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Octopus Lady

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Snake Charmer

Mermen

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''